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The Morning Stream

TMS 2582: Moist Points

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Pacino Panini. Pasta Decaprio. You're A Fine Grit Mr Ibbott. A buck a teet, cant be beat. You get NO Michelin Stars, NO Scorsese and NO Lieutenant Yar! My Bully takes Apple Pay. Juggernaut Bitch. Ice cream sprinklers. Hard Hump to Jump, Yo. Marmaduke-Looking Morons. 12 Year Old Scott Is Unavailable. Fisherman's Worf in not a Merry Man! I used to sing with a woman who owned a Ponderosa and retired. Lay into it like a boxer. Pseu Pseu Pseudioscience With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

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0:08.0

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0:14.5

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0:17.7

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0:24.0

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0:29.7

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0:34.8

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0:38.7

elevate

0:39.8

who are carry p kelly man and chuck Who are Carrie P Kelly Man and Chuck Gaskill? Well that's easy. They are just three of our favorite patrons at Patreon.com

0:49.7

slash TMS. Thanks to them. You get the following episode.

0:54.0

Coming up on TMS, Pacino Panini.

0:57.0

Pasta de Caprio.

0:58.0

You're a fine grit, Mr. Ibit.

1:01.0

A buck a teat can't be beat. You get no Michelin stars, no Scorsese, and no lieutenant yar!

1:09.0

My bully takes Apple pay. Juggernaut, bitch. Ice cream sprinklers. Hard hump hard humped jump yo Marmaduke looking morons 12 year old Scott is unavailable

1:18.0

fisherman's wharf is not a merry man I used to sing with a woman who owned a ponderosa and retired lay into it like a boxer.

1:25.7

Sue, Sue, suioscience with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

1:32.0

Okay, Atari, let's see your best pitch.

1:35.0

Your outflows.

1:40.0

The Atari video computer system is 20 cartridges with 1,300 game variations you play on your own TV set.

1:47.0

You can't keep me in here Atari. Bea mama duke-looking moor on The Morning Stream,

2:14.0

Stream, that's the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do. Good morning, everybody, welcome to TMS.

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