TMS 2583: Burner Herzog

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Dr. Kneetothecrotch, DDS. Medically Required Naked Kitchen Dancing. We Be Parker. Bathroom Is No Longer the Library. Kum 'n' Go is now Giz 'n' Whiz. I Cannot Fulfill This Title Request It Goes Against OpenAI Policy. Pushing On An Eyeball. Series of Two Films. Ass-Building Techniques Requested. Temu Sweatshirts, Nothing Like It! Help Wanted: Burner Person. I Don't Like Applebeeeeeeeeees. Bingeing at the movies. Dance around the kitchen in your underwear. Degenerate Gambling Experiences with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Some things just add some play to your day.
0:03.0	Catching the toast as it pops out of the toaster,
0:05.6	dancing down the street to your favorite playlist.
0:09.0	Wearing a sparkly boots to the shop.
0:11.2	Best of all, picking the new gold scratch card.
0:14.0	A gold scratch card please.
0:16.0	Thank you.
0:17.0	And doing your own drum roll.
0:18.0	This is exciting.
0:21.0	Add some play to your day, the scratch cards from the National Lottery.
0:25.0	Search stream big, play small. Rules and procedures apply, players must be 18 or over.
0:29.0	TMS is nothing without the support of patrons. People like Mark Reardon, Tyler
0:37.0	Roland and Josh Bonel. Be like them at Patreon.com slash TMS.
0:42.0	Coming up on TMS, Dr Niedachrotch, D. D.S.
0:45.4	Medically required naked kitchen dancing.
0:48.1	We be Parker. Bambadum bumbum bumbum bumbum bumbum bumbum bumbum bahm bumbum bahm bam bumbum bahm. Bathroom is no longer the library.
0:53.0	Come and go is now known as Jiz'N-Wiz.
0:55.3	I cannot fulfill this title request.
0:57.5	It goes against open AI policy.
0:59.5	Pushing on an eyeball.
1:00.7	Series of two films.
1:02.4	Ass building techniques requested team
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