TMS 2581: Scuntry

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

The Carter Johnson exotic zoo. 6 dudes in a chapel doing Halo. Choose the Middle You Like. First come, first seat. Squirt Eyes Outta Your Brain. Screametal. Kim had one, but I never looked at it. Southwest Has Concert Seating. Steve, the leopard gecko. My Legs Don't Fit Good, Lt Dan. Doing It In A Church. Nope, not there, no thanks, not next to that guy, nope, no. Miss Rachel, Nothing Like It! Mansplaining IUDs. Lessons In Familial Passive Aggression With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Get that you're a million's feeling this Friday.
0:02.4	10 UK winners are guaranteed to be millionaires.
0:05.1	That's 10 more reasons to dance.
0:07.7	That's 10 more robots, 10 more limos, 10 more
0:10.2	Celsius.
0:11.3	10 UK winners are guaranteed to be millionaires this Friday.
0:14.6	New or millions from the National Lottery.
0:16.3	Play on our game.
0:17.3	Cal terms and procedures apply.
0:18.9	There must be 18 or other.
0:20.0	TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash
0:26.9	TMS like John Thomas Vicky Kovalu Kullavu Kullav and Master Godi, coming up on TMS, the Carter Johnson Exotic Zoo.
0:36.7	Six dudes in a chapel doing halo.
0:39.2	Choose the middle you like.
0:40.7	First come, first seat.
0:42.4	Squirt eyes out of your brain.
0:44.0	Scramental.
0:45.0	Kim had one, but I never looked at it.
0:47.0	Southwest has concert seating.
0:49.0	Steve, the leopard gecko.
0:50.0	My legs don't fit good, Lieutenant Dan.
0:52.0	Doing it in a church.
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