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The Morning Stream

TMS 2474: Rancid Butter and Smelly Cheese

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes it Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colgate. I'd like a hot dog please. Is Coke OK? Fartgas Bertum. Bulletproof Monk Coffee. Making Things Across the Spiderverse with Bill. Down the Toilet Hole with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS. Disregard previous shit.

0:03.4

Vice President Maniz.

0:04.9

Hold my eye beer.

0:06.3

He flossed his mind.

0:07.7

A glass of milk in a suit.

0:09.5

Catbird Moonface Unit Zappa.

0:11.4

I don't like sugar and beans.

0:15.1

The Mac makes it Scottish.

0:16.6

Happy anniversary, here's a sandwich.

0:18.4

Lock him up and shut the cold gate.

0:20.3

I'd like a hot dog, please.

0:21.6

Is Coco okay?

0:22.4

Farcassbird.

0:23.3

Bulletproof monk coffee.

0:25.1

Making things across the spiderverse with Bill.

0:27.8

Down the toilet hole with Bobby and Moore on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:32.1

Gently people don't realize.

0:33.1

The Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell.

0:35.4

It's now lasted longer than the entire Confederacy.

0:37.9

That means that has more merit to have its own flag.

0:40.1

And the one flying behind your neighbor's truck.

0:42.1

Is it too early to order a fish sandwich?

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