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The Morning Stream

TMS 2473: The Hole Healed

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

I Underestimate the Tadpool. Birds are Drones, Prove It You Can't! Is Oxygen a gas cuz like I really wanted to know? You get NO Scatcat, No Sledgehammer, & No Lieutenant Yaaaar! It didn't feel long, it felt right. 98 year old man dies... HARD CORE!!! Did You Know Diablo Came Out? A tentacle for every finger. Don't google it. Or count the bumps. Turns out Canadian robbers are still Canadian. Bold-Faced Typographical Lies. Barbie name is what? Showering with the guys. A Good Hippie Moment. Into, Across, and Beyond the Spiderverse with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, I underestimate the tadpul.

0:02.8

Birds or drones? Proof it! You can't!

0:04.7

Is oxygen a gas because I'd like really wanted to know?

0:08.1

You'll get no skat-cat, no sledgehammer, and no lieutenant yard!

0:12.8

It didn't feel long. It felt right.

0:14.8

98-year-old man dies. Hardcore!

0:17.3

Did you know Diablo came out?

0:19.0

A tentacle for every finger.

0:20.8

Don't Google it or count the bumps.

0:23.0

Turns out Canadian robbers are still Canadian.

0:25.6

Bold-faced typographical lies.

0:27.6

Barbie name is what?

0:28.7

Showering with the guys. A good, hippie moment.

0:31.8

Into a cross and beyond the spiderverse with Stephen and Moore.

0:35.5

On this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:38.2

This time next week I'll be sucking down Pina Caladas and a hot tub with six

0:42.4

girls named Amber and Tiffany.

0:44.4

More like taking a shower with two guys named Jamal and Haseus if you know what I mean.

0:48.4

Our pleasure, Rudy Tututut.

1:00.3

The Morning Stream.

1:01.9

Well of course, I am the supreme being.

1:05.0

I'm not entirely dim.

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