TMS 2475: Insto TikTok

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Americans are the worst, just ask a Canadian. If it's Candy Crush, I'll SHIT myself. Tears of the Breath of the Wild of the Kingdom. Just Lucid Enough. Silly Rabbit, Pokemon's for kids. You got No 3G, No App Store and No Lieutenant Yar. I'm In The Wrong Province, But You're In The Wrong Country! Let's Have More Dummies in Box Hats. Here Comes High Pants McGillicuddy. Do Cats have Backbones 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. 7 Second naked fan photos. Look me up on Friendstagram. A Force of Lukes. Pulling Jeri Ryan Outta Your Butt. I'M WATCHING PORN with Tom. I got this hat from Recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Americans are the worst, just ask a Canadian.
0:04.1	If it's candy crush, I'll shit myself.
0:06.5	Tears of the breath of the wild of the kingdom.
0:08.9	Just lucid enough.
0:10.2	Silly rabbit, Pokemon's for kids.
0:12.2	You get no 3G, no App Store, and no lieutenant yard!
0:16.8	I'm in the wrong province, but you're in the wrong country.
0:20.1	Let's have more dummies and box hats.
0:22.1	Here comes high pants McGillicuddy.
0:23.9	Do cats have backbones because like I really wanted to know?
0:27.9	Seven-second naked fan photo.
0:30.2	So look me up on Frinstagram.
0:32.7	A force of Luke's.
0:34.2	Pulling Jerry Ryan out of your butt.
0:36.0	I'm watching porn with Tom.
0:37.7	I got this hat from Reckon Mentals with Nicole and more.
0:40.7	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:43.9	Mega Man, you must go after him.
0:46.4	We don't know who he is, and it's dangerous to leave him alone.
0:49.6	I've been countless times like over five times.
0:58.9	I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
1:05.9	This is The Morning Stream.
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