TMS 2420: Back in the war days

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Sittin' in a Bikini, Yellin' at the Chat. What's the Multiverse doing these days? You know it's got alternatives. Rihanna Played Next Level Smash Brothers. I don't like mankiniiiiiiiissss. Lyfting Syphilis. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. All the food groups. Paper Y'ever Eat Paperrrrr. Everyone Should Kill a Chicken or Cow Once. Emotions are so gay. Recipe For Farts. New house who dis? 30% Less Ellas. like a Chinese wedding funeral. Slap Monkey with Mouse and Dan. Colon Drift App Slappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, sitting in a bikini, y'all in at the chat.
0:03.4	What's the multiverse doing these days?
0:05.4	You know it's got alternatives.
0:07.0	Rihanna played next-level smash-brothers.
0:09.3	I don't like man-kinis.
0:13.0	Lifting syphilis.
0:14.4	Fritos, cheetos, and Doritos, all the food groups.
0:17.4	Paper, you ever eat paper?
0:19.3	Everyone should kill a chicken or cow once.
0:21.7	Emotions are so gay.
0:23.4	Recipe for farts.
0:24.6	New house, who does?
0:26.5	30% less Ella's, Ella's, Ella's.
0:29.0	Like a Chinese wedding funeral.
0:31.0	Slap monkey with mouse, and then colon drift, abslappy, and more
0:35.7	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:37.7	If a professional shoplifter can get an item
0:40.1	between her legs without you seeing that item, she can steal it.
0:44.8	This method can be used in any store
0:47.4	to steal almost any item.
0:49.4	You dare bring life to my there, you must die!
0:53.6	The Morning Stream.
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