TMS 2419: Don't Touch the Thermos Tat

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Poking the parking lot bear. Predator V Shrek. Tell Alexa What You Want, What You Really, Really Want (and she'll obey 7/10 times). 62% Chance He Did That Because He Has A Mercedes. Back In or Pull Out? What, Praytell, is an Ass-Sentinel? pick a number between 5 and 10. 26! He Is One Of MANY A-Holes! And you can ANNE RICE! How's your pull through game? Jackie Earl Haiily Joel Osment. Ol' Cutfoot McLane. Finding Mom's Porn. Set it and Keep Fiddling With It. Always listen to RuPaul. AI gaslighting with Tom. Buttering your Comatoast with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, poking the parking lot bear.
0:02.9	Predator V Shrek.
0:04.3	Tell Alexa what you want.
0:06.0	What you really, really want.
0:07.7	And she'll obey you seven out of ten times.
0:09.8	62% chance he did that because he has a Mercedes.
0:12.9	A long one. Back in or pull out?
0:14.8	What pray tell is an ass sentinel.
0:17.0	Pick a number between five and ten.
0:18.9	26!
0:19.9	He is one of many a-holes.
0:22.2	And you can and rice!
0:24.7	How's your pull-through game?
0:26.0	Jackie Earl Haley Joel Osmet.
0:28.0	Old cut-foot McCleve.
0:29.4	Finding mom's porn.
0:31.3	Set it and keep fiddling with it.
0:33.0	Always listen to RuPaul.
0:34.7	AI Gaslighting with Tom.
0:36.4	Buttering your coma toast with Nicole and Randy and more.
0:40.2	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:42.4	The 1860s was a decade in which one of the most terrible civil wars in history was to begin and end.
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