TMS 2421: Halley's Potato

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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THEN YOU CAN EX-WIFE!!! Aw Shoot, Another UFO. Don't Make Me Say Your Zipcode! Tap dat asteroid. Some Like it Not. An eel slappin' good time! You Lying Sacks Of Turd! This Website is Useless, Better Check it Out. Are Dolphins Fish, because I seriously wanted to know. 99 red balloons Floating in the US sky. The Salem Cat Trials. Criminally Negligent Mrs. Doubtfire. Come to Vegas for a Moment of Clare-ity. Heavy Metal Lego with Bill. Fly to the hills with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, then you can X-WIFE!
0:03.9	Ah, shoot, another UFO.
0:05.9	Don't make me say your zip code.
0:07.8	Tap that asteroid.
0:09.1	Some like it, not.
0:10.8	An eel slap in good time.
0:12.8	You lying sack of turd.
0:14.9	This website is useless. Better check it out.
0:17.2	Our dolphins fish, because I seriously like wanted to know.
0:20.9	99 red balloons floating in the U.S. sky.
0:25.0	The Salem cat trials.
0:26.8	Criminally negligent Mrs. Doubtfire.
0:30.4	Come to Vegas for a moment of clarity.
0:33.3	Have you met a Lego with Bill?
0:35.3	Fly to the hills with Bobby Enmore on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:40.0	As the first volunteer for the Man Dolphin Super Soldier Project,
0:43.4	I gave my DNA for my country.
0:45.3	I now have the strength and intelligence of a dolphin.
0:57.8	Well, put it over!
1:09.8	The Morning Stream.
1:11.5	I think there was something in that copy.
1:21.7	Hello, everyone. Welcome to TMS It's The Morning Stream for Tuesday,
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