TMS 2414: 4K Por Que

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Lovely Lady Dumps. Waiter, There's a Hair in my Ibuprofen. Bang, Zoom, Buzz, To the Moon! Just Let Veronica Win. He Said Cunk With A K. How do hockey jerseys work, cuz I'd like really like to know? Tangfastic! Check Your Toilets. I Don't Like The Black Eyed Peeeeeeees. I Kinda Want To MOUNT The Nasty-Ass Thing! On Bond Road. Down to Zippo. Fecal Parody Litigation. Foam Bat Signal with Bill. Jamming the airplane brakes with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:25.5	profits may be subject to capsule gains tax and the value of cryptocurrencies can go down
0:29.2	or up.
0:30.2	Coming up on TMS, lovely lady dumps.
0:32.9	Waiter, there's a hair in my ibuprofen.
0:35.2	Bang, zoom, buzz to the moon! Just let Veronica win. He said,
0:39.6	CUNK with a K. How do hockey jerseys work? Cause I'd really like to know.
0:44.7	TANGE FASTIC. Check your toilets. I don't like the black
0:48.4	I'd peas. I kind of want a melt an SDS thing.
0:53.1	On Bond Road. Down to Zippel.
0:55.7	FEEKEL PARITY LITIGATION. FOME BATSINGLE WITH BILL.
0:59.3	Jam in the airplane breaks with Bobby and Moore on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1:03.7	Look, pot marks take the time. Even steel wool can't do the job. But watch Ajax with blue
1:10.1	chlorine. Just a soft spun jam. Pot marks gone fast.
1:14.6	Well, that's the quitting part. See ya, Monday.
1:27.2	The Morning Stream. Oh, no. The baddies have the crystal lasers.
1:39.7	Hello, everybody. Welcome to TMS It is the Morning Stream for January 31st,
1:44.0	2023. I'm Scott. And that's Brian. Hi, Brian.
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