TMS 2413: Hi, the Cure

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

From Nun to 13 Children. THEN YOU CAN KEEN WAH! Are you there, God? It's my uterus. I Don't Like Naked Fleaaaaaaaaaaa. Pass it through the pants. I could climb up a greasy poll for hours. Let me defib that burrito for you. Mitsubishi Lettuce Go For a Test Drive. Leg Go of my Taco. The Powder of Me. Throttle Up the BeeJay. Silly podcaster, baths are for kids! what happened to playboy? You know they have talent. Spidereia. Migraine Jacking. Emperor Stephen of Major Spoileria and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.0	Coming up on TMS from none to 13 children.
0:33.0	Then you can kid-wa!
0:35.0	Are you there, God? It's my uterus.
0:38.0	I don't like naked fleeeeee.
0:41.0	Pass it through the pants.
0:43.0	I could climb up a greasy pole for hours.
0:45.0	Let me defib that burrito for you.
0:47.0	Mitsubishi let us go for a test drive.
0:50.0	Let go my taco.
0:52.0	The powder of me.
0:53.0	Throttle up the BJ.
0:54.0	So we podcaster?
0:55.0	Baths are for kids.
0:56.0	What happened to playboy?
0:58.0	You know they've got talent.
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