TMS 2414: Portal Fixation

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 114 minutes

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America: We have the ports. Neither Guinea Nor Pig. Pure Frickin' Water. I can't Stand the Guy but I want his hair. I'd tap that cactus. That Doesn't Make Any Sense, So No. Distill my beating heart. What letter isn't in there? 7. Man of the Dessert. Cactus-Fried Kidneys. Canceling Just to Spite You with Tom. You shouldn't have to ask for recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The best thing I got on D-Pop.
0:01.5	That's a good question.
0:02.4	This really nice 80s Adidas jumper.
0:05.3	The quarter rates which I'm wearing.
0:06.5	This pink mini skirt.
0:08.2	This Jessica tour hoodie.
0:09.4	Probably my uniform choke boots.
0:11.0	This pair of jeans, I wear them all the time.
0:12.6	The main one, I'm quite into the moment, is extreme layering.
0:15.6	Ranch.
0:16.6	White's okay.
0:17.7	Relaxed grandpa.
0:19.0	Part time punk, part time polypocket.
0:20.8	I think co-cat is the word.
0:22.3	Baggy relaxed and a bit out there.
0:24.4	Necher short, I barely short short.
0:26.5	That's like my favorite outfit at the moment.
0:28.8	I got it on D-Pop.
0:30.0	Coming up on TMS.
0:31.6	America.
0:32.4	We have the ports.
0:33.6	Neither guinea nor pig.
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