TMS 2412: Groinal Zones

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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How do you like your eggs? Inexpensive. Butt: The 12th Spice. In Post-Soviet Russia Pez Dispenses YOU. Pillow Murder. Morgan Freeman narrates my dreams. What's the deal with the fang? You don't know DOS. Wasn't The Cat. I'll do the Horsey (sauce). Then you shall have no Popeyes, no chicken sandwich, and no Lt Yar. Going to Bat for Butt Chicken. Black Car Makes Me Fancypants Rather than Frogpants. I Could Pause a Movie For Hours. Icks Nay Subway. Thank a Van with TOM. Confidential Pezidential Documents, Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, how do you like your eggs?
0:02.7	Inexpensive.
0:03.8	But the twelfth spice.
0:05.4	In post-Soviet Russia,
0:06.8	PES dispenses you.
0:08.8	Hello, murder.
0:10.0	Morgan Freeman narrates my dreams.
0:12.4	What's the deal with the fang?
0:14.5	You don't know DOS.
0:15.7	Wasn't a cat.
0:16.4	I'll do horsey sauce.
0:18.0	Then you shall have no Popeyes,
0:20.0	no chicken sandwich,
0:21.5	and no lieutenant yard.
0:23.6	Going to bat for butt chicken.
0:25.3	Black car makes me fancy pants rather than frog pants.
0:28.3	I could pause a movie for hours.
0:30.6	X-NAY Subway.
0:32.2	Thank you, Van, for Tom.
0:33.7	Confidential presidential documents,
0:35.8	regimentals, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:40.0	Chubby, wubby.
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