TMS 2326: Everyone's the Rube

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Injured in an accident? Call the Law Office of Carbuncle, Pedestal and Dolman. The Goddamn Butterfly. Pounding That Caffeine. My Heart's Alone. Love Death and Groot. Crisis on Infinite Movie Situations. Losing the Third elephant of the apocalypse. Sorry Mario but your cat is in another airport. Pour it. Ready for another. Coffee: it's what's for Dinner. You didn't name a song, you named a video. Holiday Swingers Express. Turn Your Pineapple Upside Down Right Now. Tell Me More, Tell Me More, Did it poop on your head? Melts My Cheese Just Nicely. DC separates their shit with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, injured in an accident, called the law, offices of car-bunkle, pedestal, and dolmen.
0:05.5	The goddamn butterfly.
0:06.9	Pounding that caffeine.
0:08.4	My heart's alone.
0:09.9	Love death and...
0:11.1	Groot.
0:12.0	Crisis on infinite movie situations.
0:14.2	Losing the third elephant of the apocalypse.
0:16.6	Sorry Mario, but your cat is in another airport.
0:19.2	Poor it. Ready for another.
0:20.3	Coffee. It's what's for dinner.
0:22.1	You didn't name a song, you named a video.
0:24.4	Holiday Swinger's Express.
0:26.1	Turn your pineapple upside down.
0:27.8	Right now.
0:28.4	Tell me more. Tell me more. Did it poop on your head?
0:31.9	Melt my cheese just nicely.
0:33.7	DC separates their shit with Steven and more.
0:36.4	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:40.4	In the whole time, I was watching my carpet.
0:42.6	I was worrying that I might bomb it.
0:44.6	I thought you'd hit it out.
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