TMS 2325: Dude, Where's my license?

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Often there's nudity. Come to TMS Vegas, they might have frogs. Pounding Mozzarella for One. I don't like Lawn Enveeeeee. Half the debauchery is gone. Somewhere down the lazy river. Cirque du So butts. You get a Verbena and you get a Verbena and you get a Verbena. My lawn is a forever stamp. They call him Tomato Stew Jamie. Do you have green down there? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... due to poor Wifi. Everything's A Hammer with Amy. Handy Woo with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, often, there's nudity.
0:03.5	Um, to TMS Vegas, they might have frogs.
0:06.4	Pounding mozzarella for one.
0:08.4	I don't like lawn in vies.
0:12.3	Half the debauchery is gone.
0:14.2	Somewhere down the lazy river.
0:16.6	Cirque de Sobuts?
0:18.2	You get a verbina, and you get a verbina, and you get a verbina.
0:21.5	My lawn is a forever stamp.
0:23.2	They call him tomato stew Jamie.
0:25.8	Do you have green down there?
0:27.8	What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas due to poor Wi-Fi.
0:32.2	Everything's a hammer with Amy.
0:33.9	Handy, woo with Wendy, and more on this episode of
0:37.6	The Morning Stream.
0:38.9	That old, ever popular theme of rock and roll music
0:42.2	is it damaging the brains of the young people of America?
0:45.6	Hey there. Get your fingers off the film.
0:47.9	That's better.
0:58.8	That's the Morning Stream, now gluten-free.
1:12.8	Good morning, and welcome to a gluten-free episode
1:15.5	of The Morning Stream.
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