TMS 2327: Stop, drop and collaborate

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Calories Don't Count On Birthdays. 25 Footlongs in the Office. They are still not popular with the gays. Five guys, Five Dingdongs. The Denver Turd Nuggets. Be careful where you drive your balls. Give me the Thirsty Gas. Peter O'Toole is Huge right now. Pulling Robert Frost out of my butt. Cold, stinky rain and spilled nachos for you! When some legos come along, you just brickit. Just Leave Iris in the Mirror Universe. Send painted nudes. Never Forget Fat Larry. Star Trek Communications with Bill. Building Satan's Claw Machine with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, calories don't count on birthdays.
0:03.2	25 foot longs in the office.
0:05.7	They are still not popular with the gaze.
0:08.9	Five guys, five ding-dongs.
0:10.7	That Denver turd nuggets.
0:12.1	Be careful where you drive your balls.
0:14.0	Give me that thirsty gas.
0:15.6	Peter O'Toole is huge right now.
0:17.8	Pulling Robert Frost out of my butt.
0:19.8	Cold, stinky rain and spilled nachos for you.
0:22.9	When some legos come along, you must break it.
0:25.6	All right, I'll allow it.
0:27.4	Just leave Iris in the mirror universe.
0:29.6	Send painted nudes.
0:31.3	Never forget fat Larry.
0:32.6	Star Trek Communications with Bill.
0:34.2	Building Satan's claw machine with Bobby.
0:36.2	I'm more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:40.5	Hey, Mr. You don't look so good.
0:43.6	Hey, Mr. You're thirsty?
0:46.7	Hey, Mr. You're thirsty.
0:47.9	They give me the gas.
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