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free the morning stream our card all day and after doing a man's work I want a man's cigarette and then puny funny boy can either that's why I smoke the big cigarette for the big man are you boys here to look at the refrigerator

the morning stream is part of a nutritious breakfast kids have grown to love there are pretty good I guess yeah they're okay

good morning everyone welcome to TMS it's Tuesday July twenty six twenty twenty two I'm Scott Johnson that's Brian a bit high

hello Scott Johnson Brian is one day away from going to Las Vegas Nevada exactly twenty four hours from boarding times matter fact what will you okay I'm going to go ahead and make a assumption

so Brian is what time will I have my first alcoholic beverage tomorrow that I that could be that's anyone's guess I have no idea that's a but if I'm guessing if what Brian is doing as he sits out in the chairs waiting for the first call

you'll be playing Marvel snap yeah enjoying some sort of breakfast item that's my thing certainly the former probably I don't know about the latter I'll probably have already

I'll probably have already while definitely we'll have already had breakfast by that point the question is while I eat something here at the house or will I grab something at the airport where it's with it's all unfamiliar territory

you know new places to get crappy breakfast food that's right you never know I've had okay so I've only had food poisoning I think a couple of times my life one was at an airport

and it was on the way home we got something on later I got like really sick on whatever eight I'm not saying that's common but I am saying because of that I've got this thing in my head where airports are sketchy they're just sketchy

50% of the food that you get at airports gives you yeah gives you food plays that's what I'm going to you're at right now yeah I went ahead and did the math and it all it all checks out but yeah like I'm always just a little like

that's going to be the right choice there are different restaurants restaurant you you had food at probably isn't around anymore I don't know how long ago this happened I was yeah I don't remember this was forever ago like 20 years ago or something

we have some great restaurants and in D.I. there's a route down there's route down is like a farm to table kind of vegetarian and vegan place but they make some incredible stuff

that's like I you know what this I don't care that there's no meat in it it is fantastic oh yeah no done right that stuff is incredible I would eat that every day if everybody there right shop house has a location in the Denver airport couple

of the local breweries have have restaurants in some of the in couple of con courses yeah I mean I I have no you know I have no qualms about eating at the airport

it's good and I've eaten a lot of airports now okay here's a statistic I actually think is high three times my wife was in and the some people are going to say maybe it's

Kim's fault and whatever we'll get to it but three times she's in different places usually down south somewhere so should be like in the Houston airport or should be in Mississippi or whatever three different

times somebody there where she went to get something like oh just get it some fries or something or I'll get a drink somebody scans her card with one of those

little sneaky scanners really is a little yeah and then I get notified oh someone bought a 65 inch flat screen television in Texas that you know is

that you and like no it isn't freaking me and then we have to cancel the cards ever happened to you right where we're at at oh no because you've

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