TMS 2323: A Sting from Bee-Hind

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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You're a Swinger... Good on Ya! In Scott's Head Everyone is Naked. Just like a Saturday night at Ibbot's Lyft. You're wearing the band! Pull your pants off! In Soviet Russia Chess Robot Breaks you. love lyft me up where we belong. I'm Sorry, I'm Drunk. Did the Movie Pop your Corn? Retired Admirals hang out at Old Navy. New Rule: No One is Allowed to Die! Tom Cruise, The Dream. He's a desecrated corpse. ambidextrous Midnight Runners. Old Action Heroes are Expendable. How many languages does Major Spoilers speak, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, you're a swinger.
0:02.3	Good on you.
0:03.1	In Scott's head, everyone is naked.
0:05.2	Just like a Saturday night at Ibit's Lyft.
0:07.3	You're wearing the band. Pull your pants off.
0:09.5	In Soviet Russia, chess robot break you.
0:12.8	Love lift me up where we belong.
0:16.3	I'm sorry, I'm drunk.
0:17.3	Did the movie pop your corn?
0:18.8	Retired admirals.
0:20.0	Hang out at the old Navy.
0:21.6	No rule. No one is allowed to die.
0:23.6	Tom Cruise, the dream.
0:25.3	He's a desecrated corpse.
0:26.8	Ambidextrius midnight runners.
0:28.8	Old action heroes are expendable.
0:31.2	How many languages does Major Spoiler speak and more?
0:34.3	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:36.5	All right, ladies, line it up.
0:38.8	The bus is leaving.
0:39.8	Don't make me tell you twice.
0:41.6	You're told Dildos.
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