TMS 2285: Asterods Deloxe

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2022

⏱️ 113 minutes

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He's Science Disco Ball Jesus! Red on air fraggle. The Frogpants of Vegas. I bet the Dictionary of Sarcasm is SOOOOOO useful. Extra Virgin Arcade Machine. Cinco del Miracle Whip. Roach Clip posers. First, let me take a selfie. The Vuh-Jays. You REALLY Have That Hat?!? I PROMISE I Wasn't Fixated On The Nipples! The Plaza's Soul, Face, and All Other Parts. He's Averagely Tall! Unruly Scotsmen with Amy. Tab Management with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, he's science disco ball Jesus.
0:03.7	Red on airfraggle, the frog pants of Vegas.
0:06.5	I bet the dictionary of sarcasm is so useful.
0:09.9	Extra virgin arcade machine.
0:12.0	Sync go down medical whip, roach clip, posers.
0:14.9	First, let me take a selfie.
0:16.3	The Vajays.
0:17.5	You really have that hat?
0:19.0	I promise, I wasn't fixated on the nipples.
0:21.3	The plaza's soul, face, and all other parts.
0:24.2	He's averagely tall.
0:25.8	Unruly Scotsman with Amy.
0:27.7	Tap management with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:32.2	I don't see why you let that girl eat up so much of your time.
0:35.9	Doesn't she have any life of her own?
0:38.0	Mom, if you would just stop thinking of Vicki as a threat to my virginity,
0:41.5	you would live a lot longer.
0:42.7	Dave, don't talk to me like that.
0:44.5	Yes, mom.
0:58.7	I drink to quiet the voices in my head.
1:01.7	This is The Morning Stream.
1:10.2	Good morning, everybody.
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