meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Morning Stream

TMS 2286: Word Constipation

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

One Chore Per Mom. Wraaapped in fabric. Bitchy Scampi with a side of Eyerolls. Ordering a Corona at Corona during Corona. You play that game with three fingers. I'm going to sit here and eat this bread. More nipples for your dollar. MC Moviesalot. Garth's Lady Tremors. Turned On By Frozen Peas. You Didn't Make Your Tacos, You Ordered Fajitas. Grover Cleveland, Executioner. Young Gerald Ford was a FOX! Sounded Twainy to me. Isn't there some kid named rock who sings? Entering The Multiplex of Madness with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, one chore per mom.

0:02.9

Rapped in fabric.

0:04.8

Bitchy scampy with a side of my rules.

0:07.5

Ordoing a corona at corona during corona.

0:10.1

You play that game with three fingers.

0:12.1

I'm going to just sit here and eat this bread.

0:14.5

More nipples for your dollar.

0:16.0

Yo, yo, it's MC Movies a lot.

0:17.8

Garth's Lady Tremors.

0:19.2

Turned on by Frozen Peas.

0:20.8

You didn't make your tacos, you ordered fajitas.

0:23.3

Grover Cleveland, executioner.

0:25.1

Young Gerald Ford was a fox.

0:27.1

Sounded 20 to me.

0:28.6

Isn't there some kind of kid named Raku Singhs?

0:31.3

Entering the multiplex of madness with Steven and more

0:35.3

on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:38.8

I like cash.

0:39.9

Cash.

0:40.7

Get the money.

0:41.5

Who wants to play somebody that's broke?

0:43.6

Get the cash.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Scott Johnson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Scott Johnson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.