TMS 2284: Truman Show Face

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Potato Wally-Tacker! A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Baked in a Conundrum Smothered in Secret Sauce. Biting the House that Feeds You. Not pooping for 7 days is not great on the back-end. Look in its little butthole. Lost in a field of Heathers. Sprinkles and the Donnettes. The Sound of THX Silence. Celebrity Slapped Hot Sauce. Offending the dog's organ. Oh Winchester you're such an a-hole. Krull, Cruller , Krullest. Friend of Pie Boffer. Twitter's Circle Circus with Tom. Recommending Sammy Hagar with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Thanks to Thrive Market for supporting the morning stream.
0:02.6	Thrive Market is an online membership-based market on a mission to make healthy living easy and affordable for everyone.
0:08.4	Join today at ThriveMarket.com slash TMS to get 40% off your first order and a free gift.
0:14.5	Coming up on TMS, Potato Walletacker.
0:16.9	A mystery wrapped in a riddle baked in a conundrum smothered in secret sauce.
0:20.8	Yum, biting the house that feed you.
0:23.1	Not pooping for seven days is not great on the back end.
0:26.0	Look in its little butthole.
0:27.5	Oh hello.
0:28.2	Lost in a field of heathers.
0:29.8	Sprinkles and the donnets.
0:31.7	The sound of THX silence.
0:33.8	Celebrity slapped hot sauce.
0:35.4	Offending the dog's organ.
0:36.9	Oh Winchester, you're such an A-hole.
0:38.9	Crawl, crawler, crullist.
0:40.6	Friend of pie-buffer.
0:42.1	Twitter is circle circus with Tom.
0:43.9	Recommending Sammy Hagar with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:48.6	That's the only thing that keeps me from marrying you.
0:50.7	What's that?
0:51.6	I can't imagine you're only 18.
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