TMS 2283: Met Galaga

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Skid Marks The Spot. I Was Looking for Tractors and Saw Someone Getting Plowed. Smell my sardine fingers. Scott Does Math. Red Robins in Cardinal Directions. No offense to any Jeffs. Racist, but Good Racist. Mickey Mouse is Not a Smurf. I Don't Trust Jeff's Bulgarian Restaurant! Mummifried. There's A Machete In The Other Wall. A Gangly Weirdo. Do You Want to be After Kanye? Bill And The Circle Of Props. Boring Uber Drivers and Earning 1 Star Reviews with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Skid marks the spot.
0:02.3	I was licking for tractors and saw someone getting plowed.
0:05.2	Smell my sardine fingers.
0:07.1	Scott does math.
0:08.7	Red robins in cardinal directions.
0:10.8	No offense to any Jeffs.
0:12.3	Racist.
0:13.1	But good racist.
0:14.0	Mickey Mouse is not a smurf.
0:15.4	Don't trust Jeff's Bulgarian restaurant.
0:17.8	Mama Fried.
0:19.0	There's a machete in the other wall.
0:20.9	A gangly weirdo.
0:22.2	Do you want to be after Kanye?
0:24.2	Bill and the Circle of Props.
0:26.1	Boring Uber drivers and earning one star reviews
0:28.7	with Bobby and Moore.
0:29.8	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:32.5	You will become limp and loose as if you were made
0:34.8	from a handful of loose rubber bands.
0:37.4	So who here would like to be hypnotized?
0:39.3	Put your hand up.
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