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The Morning Stream

TMS 2255: Don't trust the Corn Nut

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Is that a crossbow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? There were 5 Highlanders. We were told THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE! HBO Doesn't Care If You Fall Asleep. Flush the Floater. Uppity French Turd Monkey. Horkin' Macha in the Morning. You say Lamb Bear, I say Lamb Bert. Put your Moist Trousers on the Chaise Longue. Nobody Wants a Soggy Dorito. Neil Gaiman, Smooth and Convincing with Amy. Huffing Doritos with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS. Is that a crossbow in your pants? Are you just happy to see me?

0:04.3

There were five highlanders. We were told there could be only one.

0:07.2

HBO doesn't care if you fall asleep. Flush the floater.

0:10.8

Up aty French turd monkey. Horken matcha in the morning.

0:13.6

You say Lambert. I say Lambert. Put your moist trousers on the chase long.

0:18.8

I'm glad you had this hit. Nobody wants a soggy Dorito.

0:23.0

Neil Gaiman, smooth and convincing with Amy. Huffing Doritos with Wendy and more on this episode of

0:28.8

The Morning Stream. George Cooper's a scientist. He's putting in the electronic brain at the research center.

0:34.2

I say he doesn't have any small portable brains for sale, does he?

0:37.7

Could you use one in chemistry?

0:40.3

I'm about to go down to Taco Bell and give me a blah blah blah.

0:45.1

The Morning Stream. Rambling goes in. Podcast comes out.

0:59.6

You can't explain that.

1:07.5

Hello everybody. Welcome back to TMS. It's the Morning Stream for Thursday and March 3rd, 2022.

1:12.8

I'm Scott Johnson and today my guest co-host is the returning the triumphant TV's Travis.

1:20.2

Travis, welcome back.

1:22.0

Well, thank you for having me back.

1:23.3

Heck yeah, man. Like look, you were great last time. Why wouldn't we try this again?

1:28.2

You know, just to see because what if it what if it was a fluke? What if it was just a one off?

1:33.2

We got lucky. You know, he seemed to do well, but who knows. Maybe today will be shit, but I don't

1:38.5

think so. I think you're going to be great. Well, I guess now I don't have any pressure whatsoever,

1:46.4

so that's good. Sorry, I've been I know that I'm way over caffeinated. Somebody sent me these little

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