TMS 2255: Don't trust the Corn Nut
The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2022
⏱️ 108 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on TMS. Is that a crossbow in your pants? Are you just happy to see me? |
| 0:04.3 | There were five highlanders. We were told there could be only one. |
| 0:07.2 | HBO doesn't care if you fall asleep. Flush the floater. |
| 0:10.8 | Up aty French turd monkey. Horken matcha in the morning. |
| 0:13.6 | You say Lambert. I say Lambert. Put your moist trousers on the chase long. |
| 0:18.8 | I'm glad you had this hit. Nobody wants a soggy Dorito. |
| 0:23.0 | Neil Gaiman, smooth and convincing with Amy. Huffing Doritos with Wendy and more on this episode of |
| 0:28.8 | The Morning Stream. George Cooper's a scientist. He's putting in the electronic brain at the research center. |
| 0:34.2 | I say he doesn't have any small portable brains for sale, does he? |
| 0:37.7 | Could you use one in chemistry? |
| 0:40.3 | I'm about to go down to Taco Bell and give me a blah blah blah. |
| 0:45.1 | The Morning Stream. Rambling goes in. Podcast comes out. |
| 0:59.6 | You can't explain that. |
| 1:07.5 | Hello everybody. Welcome back to TMS. It's the Morning Stream for Thursday and March 3rd, 2022. |
| 1:12.8 | I'm Scott Johnson and today my guest co-host is the returning the triumphant TV's Travis. |
| 1:20.2 | Travis, welcome back. |
| 1:22.0 | Well, thank you for having me back. |
| 1:23.3 | Heck yeah, man. Like look, you were great last time. Why wouldn't we try this again? |
| 1:28.2 | You know, just to see because what if it what if it was a fluke? What if it was just a one off? |
| 1:33.2 | We got lucky. You know, he seemed to do well, but who knows. Maybe today will be shit, but I don't |
| 1:38.5 | think so. I think you're going to be great. Well, I guess now I don't have any pressure whatsoever, |
| 1:46.4 | so that's good. Sorry, I've been I know that I'm way over caffeinated. Somebody sent me these little |
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