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The Morning Stream

TMS 2256: The Platinum Jubbly

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Gknee+ is an Extra $20. Your Driver today is FRAUD. Soapin' Up Grandpas Crotch! There must be... 50 ways to change your dollar. Wogging to Wise of the Wisistance. Gary's Location is Classified. Pickles & Lotion. Star Wars brings a tear to the eye. Is it too early for a Lightsaber. There's always meetings at the Dole Whip Stand. Disney went pay to win. How Do You Get Eggs So Small? Racist Tac-Tacs. Thermal Detonator or Diet Coke? Batman as the Vulture in Morbius with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, Genie Plus is an extra 20 bucks.

0:03.6

Your driver today is fraud.

0:05.6

Soap an up grandpa's crotch.

0:07.3

There must be 50 ways to change your dollar.

0:10.6

Walking to wise of the resistance.

0:12.6

Gary's location is classified.

0:14.6

Pickle's in lotion.

0:15.6

Star Wars brings a tear to the eye.

0:17.6

Is it too early to get a lightsaber?

0:19.4

There's always meetings at the dole whip stand.

0:21.6

Disney went pay to win.

0:23.0

How do you get eggs so small?

0:24.5

Racist tic-tacs.

0:25.6

Thermal detonator or a diet coke.

0:27.9

Batman has the vulture in Morbius with Stephen and Moore

0:30.9

on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:33.1

Pack your pipe with Prince Albert,

0:34.9

the national joy smoke,

0:36.5

the bites out, and the pleasures in.

0:38.9

And now there's more tobacco in every tin.

0:41.5

This is Jay-C.

0:42.8

He's saying if you like lots of love and attention,

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