TMS 2254: Jambalaya Towels

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The Morning SKim! Ladies Privacy Units. Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome! Ole Uncle Bacon Grease. The Stoner Zone. Like the Pentagon, But Round. Boobs, Bread, and Beads. John Cena Space Test Center. No Cousins for Old Brides for Seven Brothers...what? Is La Croix Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome!? No. Wood Doesn't Burn in Mississippi. Owls are dicks. No Bungee Jumping Platforms with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on the morning stream, the morning skim.
0:03.2	Ladies, privacy units.
0:04.9	Good old Uncle Bacon grease.
0:06.5	The stoner zone.
0:08.1	Like the Pentagon, but round.
0:10.1	Boobs, bread, and beads.
0:12.0	The John Cena Space Test Center.
0:14.2	No cousins for old brides or seven brothers.
0:16.9	Is Lecroy good?
0:18.2	No.
0:18.8	What doesn't burn in Mississippi?
0:20.7	Owls are dicks.
0:22.0	No bunchy jumping platforms with Tom and Moore.
0:25.0	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:28.0	Actually, you see I'm a robot therapist.
0:30.8	Specializing in robot psychiatry and robot synetics stimulation.
0:34.1	Well, what do you mean, therapist?
0:35.2	I sent for a mechanic.
0:36.3	No poops, no woops.
0:38.0	The morning stream.
0:39.5	Morning stream.
0:41.9	Morning stream.
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