TMS 2249: The Mayo Defense

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Both Too Early and Too Cold For a Fish Sandwich. You've Got Dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at Charvana. Hoarding Avocados. Farticles in space. We're all Dying Since Yesterday. Elwood would do anything for 10 bucks. Vintage People Be Talkin'. Rambling Rampant. Jerry Stringer. Check Out My Prepper Wife, Dude. Wrapped in (hot) plastic. Making toaster ovens great again with Bill. TMS hats don't fit Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, both too early and too cold for a fish sandwich.
0:03.6	You've got dementia.
0:05.0	Yeah, the most important thing was the meth we took along the way.
0:09.0	New stock is in at Charvana.
0:11.1	Horting avocados.
0:12.4	Farticles in space.
0:13.8	We're all dying since yesterday.
0:15.7	Oh, what would do anything for ten bucks?
0:17.6	Vintage people be talking.
0:19.1	Rambling rampant.
0:20.3	Jerry Stringer.
0:21.2	Check out my proper wife, dude.
0:23.5	Rapped in hot plastic.
0:25.2	Making toaster ovens great again with Bill.
0:27.4	TMS hats don't fit Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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0:52.7	Got a minute.
0:53.4	Then you've got time for a hot steak sandwich.
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