TMS 2248: Hairy Ass Truman

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Skeletor is my co-pilot. I could eat a million peaches for hours. Facepalm about Faceroll. Congratulations! It's a Homer! Secret Wiener Date. Undeniably Massive Buttplug. Gender reveal Truck Nuts. Neither Righteous Nor Brothers. Armpit nips. Not Anti-Vegan, just Anti-Moron. More Wiener than Bun. Tori Amos's Crotch is an Additional Point of Articulation. Joe Doobie. Trying to Scam the H o Veeeeeeeeeeee. Skinemax with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Skeletor is my co-pilot.
0:03.0	I could eat a million peaches for hours.
0:05.7	Face palm about face roll.
0:08.0	Congratulations, it's a homer.
0:10.0	Secret, weiner day, undeniably massive butt plug.
0:13.6	Ooh, those two are not related.
0:15.2	Gender reveal truck nuts.
0:17.0	Or that one.
0:17.9	Neither righteous nor brothers.
0:19.8	Arm pit nips.
0:21.0	Not anti-vegan, just anti-moron.
0:23.4	More weiner than bun.
0:25.1	Tori, Mrs. Crotch is an additional point of articulation.
0:27.9	Joe Dooby trying to scam the H.O.V.
0:32.9	Skinimax with Stephen and Moore.
0:35.0	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:38.0	Uh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm doing, you know, uh, I, um,
0:45.4	I'm, I find myself a little speechless at the moment.
0:47.4	Good looking girl.
0:48.7	Until you're looked close.
0:50.6	Dangerous.
0:58.6	The Morning Stream.
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