TMS 2250: Nards and Knopes

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Heather Mandolin Vandacamp Fishsticks. That's Not A Moon, it's a Waste Station. Grab Your Clown Horn. What does YOUR server smell like? I Was SO Excited To Touch That Button! The Coat Incident. Freeze Tom Newsletter. Something draws me to Isla Fisher. Do you want to build a robot? Neither Take Nor Leave Recycling. Boats and Olds. Please don't stroke out on air. Greasy Pocket Earbuds. I Like Sleepy Turtles! Nintendo's and Nintendon'ts with Tom. A jigger of meth, a handful of coke and a hogshead of weed and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Heather, Mandolin, Vandecamp, Fishdix.
0:03.1	That's not a moon, it's a waste station.
0:05.3	Grab your clown horn.
0:06.9	What does your service smell like?
0:08.9	I was so excited to touch that button.
0:11.2	The coat incident.
0:12.5	Freeze, Tom newsletter.
0:14.7	Something draws me to Eila Fisher.
0:16.6	Do you want to build a robot?
0:18.6	Neither take nor leave recycling.
0:20.6	Boats and olds!
0:22.0	Please don't stroke out on air.
0:23.6	Greasy pocket earbuds.
0:25.4	I like sleepy turtles.
0:26.8	Nintendoes and Nintendoes with Tom.
0:29.5	A jigger of meth, a handful of coke in a hog's head of weed.
0:32.7	With Randy.
0:33.2	And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:36.6	I wrapped camper burgers night and day.
0:38.8	I wrapped them to the left.
0:39.8	I wrapped them to the right.
0:40.9	I wrapped them up and folded them down a sendum out all night.
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