TMS 2212: Jackson Polyp

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Señor Citizen! Taco Bell Hallmark Lesbians. What's this? What's this? There's fingers everywhere. Canadian Colon Coins. Unnatural Goat Sex. I felt them pulling the tube out of me. But not in a good way. The Elephants are coming. Friends Don't Let Friends Sell Lerggings! Low Rent George Clooney. Freaky People Doing Freaky Things. Bigfoot Urkel. Shut Your Speaker-Grate, Alexa! What color is your stool? Major Spoilers and A Little Micro-Pinky on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Thanks to BetterHelp for supporting The Morning Stream.
0:02.8	For 10% off your first month, go to BetterHelp.com slash Morning Stream and start living a better life today.
0:08.3	Coming up on TMS.
0:10.1	Scene your citizen.
0:11.6	Taco Bell Hallmark Lesbians.
0:13.5	What's this?
0:14.3	What's this?
0:15.1	There's fingers everywhere.
0:16.7	Canadian colon coins.
0:18.2	A natural goat sex.
0:20.0	I felt them pulling the tube out of me, but not in a good way.
0:23.5	The elephants are coming!
0:25.6	Friends don't let friends sell lurgings.
0:28.3	Low rent George Clooney.
0:30.0	Freaky people doing freaky things.
0:32.0	Big footerco.
0:33.1	Shut your speaker grade Alexa.
0:35.0	What color is your stool?
0:36.8	Ew.
0:37.2	Major spoilers and a little micro pinky on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:42.4	I was angry at the doll for mocking me,
0:45.3	but somehow I couldn't hold it against the man who was actually making him do it.
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