TMS 2211: Dude, where's my show?

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Grazing the Nuts of Jimmy Stewart. Fetching Foreskins. Her Bosoms are Fantastic. One skin, two skin, blue skin, fore skin. Colonoscopy Watch 2021. Dickens N Chickens N Foreskin Bags. Casual Shirtless Santa. Our time of the month with Gidgit. Down Under, They Just Send in Poop Samples. The Rankin Bass Weed Smoking Puppet Guys. Heretic Palindrome. Nothing was odd until I heard the door knock. A combination of Uncle Joel and a guy from the mall. Sinbad Life Choices. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:18.9	Coming up on TMS, grazing the nuts of Jimmy Stewart.
0:22.8	Fetching for skin. Her bosoms are fantastic. One skin to skin, blue skin for skin.
0:28.6	Colonoscopy Watch 2021. Dickens and chickens and forced in bags.
0:32.8	Casual shirtless Santa. Our time of the month with Gidget.
0:36.0	Down under they just send in poop samples. The Rankin Bass Weed Smoking Puppet Guys.
0:40.6	Heretic Palindrome. Nothing was odd until I heard the doorknock.
0:44.0	A combination of Uncle Joel and a guy from the mall.
0:47.2	Sin Bad Life Choices. Therapy Thursday and more.
0:49.5	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:51.7	Those freaking Doritos just put me at the end of one end of the table.
0:56.5	Set me up with a great big shovel and just shovel it in.
1:00.5	My big damn mouth. I'll be happy. Yum. Yum.
1:05.8	Yum. You're making me hungry. Yum.
1:10.4	Why does every NFT look like it should be a sticker on a bond?
1:15.2	Ladies, we heard you. This is The Morning Stream.
1:36.0	Good morning everybody. Welcome to TMS.
1:38.2	It is Thursday, December 2nd, 2021. I'm Scott and he's Brian.
1:42.7	Hello. Hello. Hey, it's a true, serious, true palindromic date today.
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