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The Morning Stream

TMS 2213: Aggressive Swabbage

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2021

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Seinfeld Curious. Customs Agents are Little Seizers. And I says, I says. What's the deal with these Seinfeld episodes? Half an Inch is All the Way In. Deep Penetration Swabbing. I'm No Doctor. I Don't Even Play One on TV. The New Karate Detective! Full hog up your nose. Happy Birthday Teri Hatcher. Inflamed Reich Sinus. You want Scientology? That's how you get Scientology. Cara De vigga jee. Tom's Tech Time! We finished Netflix with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

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0:02.5

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0:06.8

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0:14.7

Coming up on TMS, Seinfeld Curious.

0:18.7

Customs agents are a little seasers.

0:20.8

And I says, I says,

0:22.2

What's the deal with these, I've filled up a soda.

0:25.0

Half an inch is all the way in.

0:26.8

Deep penetration, swapping.

0:29.2

I'm no doctor. I don't even play one on TV.

0:31.7

Oh no, karate detective.

0:33.5

Full hog up your nose.

0:34.8

Happy birthday, Terry Hatcher.

0:36.3

Inflamed...

0:37.1

RUN SCINESS!

0:38.5

You want Scientology?

0:39.7

That's how you get Scientology.

0:41.3

Kara D Viggie.

0:43.2

Tom's tech time.

0:44.2

We finished Netflix with Randy and more.

0:46.5

On this episode of Dermorning Stream.

0:49.0

Flannel boards provide action.

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