TMS 2206: Bad Phlebotomist

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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If That's Mild, We're In Trouble. $2 More For Flinching! I don't like Beeee Cheeeeeeeeeeses. Forks Scat in the Microwave. Suck on a Butterbullet. No More Mister Mice Guy! How best to warm your wiener, today on TMS. I Fell In Love With A Woman From The Sunday Comics That Nobody Reads. Are you worthy to taste Alice Cooper's Hot Sauces? It's got chunks. We're all gonna die! Take That You Tube Guy! She's a Coconut... Rabbit... Thing. Circus Circus. For people who know what they've done wrong. Mustard Legs With Bobby. Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	This episode is sponsored by Wundery's Business Wars, and the new addition,
0:03.4	Business Wars looks at how Blackberries and iPhones battled for their shares of the emerging
0:07.6	mobile market. Listen to Business Wars on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or you can listen
0:12.0	ad-free by joining Wundery Plus in the Wundery app. Coming up on TMS, if that's mild, we're in trouble.
0:18.4	$2.00 more for flinching. I don't like B. Jesus. Forks getting the microwave skipped up to
0:26.0	suck on a butter bullet. No more, Mr. Mice Guy. How best to warm your wiener.
0:31.3	I fell in love with a woman from the Sunday comics that nobody reads.
0:34.4	Are you worthy to taste Alice Cooper's hot sauce? It's got chunks. We're all gonna die.
0:39.2	Take that YouTube guy. She's a coconut rabbit thing. Circus Circus for people who know what they've
0:45.6	done wrong. Mustard legs with Bobby. Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning
0:50.4	Stream.
0:52.4	Bizarre encounters, call in your real people as they come face to face with. Bizarre encounters.
1:03.5	Are they from next or next or are they from?
1:08.2	If you only make one phone call in your life, make it to Bizarre encounters.
1:16.6	$2.45 if you're under 18. Get your parents permission
1:20.4	to call. Hey, what are you doing? I'm tossing bikes in the river, bro.
1:34.4	The Morning Stream. Shove and hobos and sucking the cheese since 2011.
1:39.6	Good morning, everyone. Welcome back to TMS. It's Tuesday, November 15th, 16th. Sorry, 2021.
1:53.7	I'm Scott Johnson with Brian. Hippet. Hippet. Hippet. Hippet. If your name was,
2:01.1	okay, let me ask you this. Yeah. If your name was Hippet, or my name was Jackson,
2:06.2	would we be different people, meaning same all the other same origin story, same parents,
2:12.7	same age, same birthdays, all that? I love these philosophical questions.
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