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The Morning Stream

TMS 2208: Don't Fear the Meeper

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2021

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Our Long National MeepMare. It Mostly Meeps at Night... Mostly. There Were Five Meeps! I don't like Meeeeeeeeeeeeeps! Naked, cold, and meeping. No Meeps since the other Meeps. It's Meeping From Inside The Wall! Five Meeps are more than Two. Living my worst Meep-mare. Five Meeps Means End Of Life! The Day the Meeps Died. I'm sorry, the card says Meeps.Only Night Meeping. I call them Meeps. Major Meepers. Reccameeples and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

and a wide variety of colors and options. For every pair of socks you purchase, Bombas donates

0:08.6

appear to someone in need. Go to Bombas.com slash TMS and get 20% off your first purchase.

0:14.8

And thanks to BetterHelp for supporting the Morning Stream. For 10% off your first month,

0:18.8

go to BetterHelp.com slash Morning Stream and start living a better life today.

0:24.0

Coming up on TMS, our long national meat mayor.

0:27.2

It mostly meeps at night, mostly. There were five meeps. I don't like meeps.

0:33.9

Naked, cold, and meeping. No meeps since the other meeps. It's meeping from inside the wall.

0:39.4

Five meeps are more than two, living my worst meat mayor. Five meeps means end of life.

0:44.6

The day the meeps died. I'm sorry, the card says meeps. Only night meeping. I call them meeps.

0:50.4

Major meepers. Record meepals and more rolling in the meeps on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:56.8

Move over bacon. Now there's something meat here.

1:00.5

Delicious sizzling. Government approved meat.

1:14.2

That's the Morning Stream. Save it for the French.

1:26.7

Morning everybody. Welcome to TMS. It is Monday, November 22nd, 2021. I'm Scott. He's Brian

1:31.9

Hi, Brian. Good morning Scott. Hey, feels like it's been almost a week since we last did a show.

1:40.0

Pretty close. Yeah, if you don't come film sac, it's six days instead of the seven because we did

1:46.3

a show on Tuesday, but nothing since Wednesday. It feels like we didn't do on Tuesday, but we did.

1:52.3

I just did in my head. In my head, this all happened on Tuesday, but you're right.

1:57.0

You know, Wednesday was the day the God hosed. And we had such a great Tuesday. I came into Tuesday,

2:03.5

blazing hot, dude. I was so in a good mood. We had amazing show. We laughed. We had fun.

2:09.3

We had amazing guests. Everything went great. And that next day I was like, I'm in. I have

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