TMS 2205: What do you need, dude?

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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The 108-Year-Old Virgin. El Methhead Loco. Office Depot to Home Depot Train Line. One of My Wackadoo Family. MAGAvitamins. Cookies with Wookies. Teabag Gucci. You be tapping while I be arting. Sucking you into the machine. She's not tired, she's tired of you. A Virgin stripper cocktail waitress. You Weren't alive, SHUT UP! Movie Pass Gasses Up Again. Disney's Big Dump With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Fall is here, and we could all use a stiff breeze.
0:02.8	That's right.
0:03.6	This episode is brought to you by Bluchu.
0:05.6	Guys, confidence can take you far in life,
0:08.2	but let Bluchu take you the rest of the way.
0:10.0	Bluchu.com and the code TMS.
0:12.6	Coming up on TMS, the 108-year-old version.
0:16.6	Elmeth Head Looko.
0:17.9	Office Depot to Home Depot Train Line.
0:20.4	What am I a whack-a-do family?
0:22.0	Maga Vitamins.
0:23.3	Cookies with rookies.
0:24.7	T-bag Gucci.
0:26.0	You'd be tapping while I'd be artin'.
0:28.0	Sucking you into the machine.
0:29.7	She's not tired.
0:30.7	She's tired of you.
0:31.8	A virgin stripper cocktail waitress.
0:34.0	You wanna live?
0:34.8	Shut up!
0:35.4	Movie pass gases up again.
0:37.7	Disney's big dump with Steven and more
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