TMS 2204: Such a Boney Bird

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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What Famous Dead Person do You Want? Nearly Strangled Nick. All About The Thanksgiving Shawarma. Get the nookie and put it on your cookie. It gives the Pink Stuff to the Baboon or it gets the hose again. There's Ones in January AND November. Just Stop Harvesting. GameCube Rice Cooker. Do a Booster in the Back. His name was Colt, he was a wrestler. I'd Have To Keep Him In A Room. I prefer a hard biscuit. Everything is Browner on the other side. Rolling in the grass with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:17.6	Coming up on TMS, what famous dead person do you want?
0:21.0	Nearly strangled, Nick. All about the Thanksgiving Shforma.
0:24.4	Get the nutty and put it on your cookie.
0:26.3	It gives the pink stuff to the baboon or it gets the hose again.
0:30.0	There's ones in January and November.
0:32.8	Just stop harvesting.
0:33.9	Gamecube rice cooker.
0:35.3	Do a booster in the back.
0:37.2	His name was cold. He was a wrestler.
0:40.7	I'd have to keep him in a room.
0:42.5	I prefer a hard biscuit.
0:44.1	Everything is browner on the other side.
0:46.6	Rolling in the grass with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:51.8	We hear Batman. What now?
0:54.2	Wriggler tricked us. I don't see no antidote.
0:57.2	Him can't call me stupid and get away with it.
1:00.0	It's a penis.
1:11.2	The Morning Stream.
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