TMS 2161: Beef Sheets

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The chatroom is my spider. Quarter Horse's Top the DPS Meter. Lucky charms, now part of your traditional Irish Breakfast! My Name is Mug. 88 Point Whatever Giggawatts! How do decimals work because I really want to know. Kirkland Heroin: Better than it Oughta Be. Dream Warrior! It Wasn't Huge, But it DID Come Back to Life! If you have a goatee then you are in the evil timeline. We're not Democratic, We're Dicks! Nobody steals a horse, of course, of course. 10 & 20 To The Power Of S! Fun Taliban 'fact' with JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, the chat room is my spider.
0:02.6	Quarter horses top the DPS meter.
0:04.6	Lucky charms, now part of your traditional Irish breakfast.
0:07.7	My name is Mug.
0:08.9	88 point whatever gigawatts.
0:11.0	How do decimals work because I really want to know?
0:14.8	Kirkland heroin.
0:15.9	Better than it ought to be.
0:17.2	Dream warrior.
0:18.5	It wasn't huge, but it did come back to life.
0:21.2	If you have a goatee, then you are in the evil timeline.
0:24.2	We're not democratic. We're dicks.
0:26.4	Nobody steals a horse, of course.
0:28.4	Of course.
0:29.5	10 and 20 to the power of S.
0:31.4	It's a whole extra, of course, in there.
0:32.7	Fun Taliban fact with jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:38.1	But beware, should you gaze into her face,
0:42.0	you will instantly turn to snow.
0:45.4	It looks like a palace.
0:57.0	This is The Morning Stream.
0:59.4	I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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