TMS 2160: Screw you Man-eater!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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You Can't Drink All Day Unless You Start In The Morning. I don't like crotch beeeeeeeeeees. Hospitals. They're full of sick people. The answer is always Murderers. Can I get that with Hall and Oats Milk? I've only seen one murderer, ooops I'm Dead. Hot Nozzles That Poop Out Plastic. Touching Feet at a Gentleman's Club! Spider Peen! Baby Shark Every Week! Brown Beard takes his booty. Swift Punch In the Chest. Like Pixels? Not like Pixels? Breaking Bits with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS. You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.
0:03.7	I don't like crotch BEEE.
0:07.0	Hospitals. They're full of sick people.
0:08.9	The answer is always murderers.
0:10.8	Can I get that with Holland Oats Milk?
0:12.7	I've only seen one murder. Oops. I'm dead.
0:15.1	It's pot nozzles that poop out plastic.
0:17.4	Touching feet at a gentleman's club.
0:19.2	Spider-peen.
0:20.3	Baby shark every week.
0:22.2	Hahaha.
0:23.3	Brown beer takes his booty.
0:25.4	Swift punch in the chest.
0:26.9	Like pixels not like pixels.
0:28.8	Breaking bits with Bill.
0:29.9	Major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:33.7	Every time you clap your hands, you kill thousands of spores.
0:37.3	That'll someday form a nutritious fungus.
0:39.5	Just show your approval with a mole, friendly thumbs up.
0:42.3	If you'll look at that real close, you'll see the phallic symbol.
0:54.8	The Morning Stream, where man is made whole.
0:59.9	Good morning everyone, welcome back to TMS.
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