TMS 2162: She Gets a Tatu, not a Tattoo

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2021

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Boobs Butts and Beyond. 50 Shades of Nope. Check Out My Oily Fans! Tornadoes Never Come to Visit Me. A Goatse Hole In The Middle! The Chive & The Onion Are Owned By The Potato Conglomerate. Buy Low, MRI While High! Who Wants A Nooner??!? Freecock Peacock. Expired food roulette. Losers are always welcome. Weiner in the pie. Philip K Dick eyes. Bringing Yik Yak Back with Tom. Reccamentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, boobs, butts, and beyond.
0:04.0	50 shades of nope.
0:05.9	Check out my oily fans.
0:07.8	Coronados never come to visit me.
0:09.6	A goatsy hole in the middle.
0:11.1	The chive and the onion are owned by the potato conglomerate.
0:14.3	Bylow MRI well high.
0:16.8	Who wants a nooner?
0:18.1	Freakock peacock.
0:19.2	Bired food roulette.
0:20.5	Losers are always welcome.
0:22.0	Weiner in the pie.
0:22.8	Philip K dick eyes.
0:24.5	Bringing Yicke back with Tom.
0:26.3	Recommendals with the coal and more on this episode of The Morning
0:30.1	Stream.
0:30.6	Any Illinois women in their 20s, 30s, up to 40.
0:37.2	First one to message me gets to go out on a date with me.
0:41.3	Dinner on a movie.
0:42.5	This is what a guy's bladder looks like.
0:44.2	This is The Morning Stream.
0:57.0	And I feel fine.
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