TMS 2149: Opulent Lando

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

We Invented the Worst Cheese. Vamp, Tramp, or Scamp? Flossing the Back Nine. Scott was gonna binge watch Loki, but then he got comics. (Like Afroman 'then I got high'). Genital Vibration Defense. Orange Kang is so Refreshing! The One That Wasn't The Other Two. Call It M*A*S*H-AFTER! Ignoring the Purge Deadline is just murder. STED - Smoke Twitch E'ry Day. Would You Like Fries, and an Olympic T-shirt, with That? What is Dexter up to now? You know he's got talent. I'm sure we can get Peter Scolari. Making Things with Bill. An Inconvenient Mouse Hole, with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, we invented the worst cheese.
0:02.8	Vamp tramp or scamp?
0:04.3	Flossing the back nine.
0:06.0	Scout was gonna binge watch Loki, but then he got comics.
0:09.2	Heh, genital vibration defense.
0:11.9	Orange king is so refreshing.
0:14.2	That one that wasn't the other two.
0:16.0	Call it mash after.
0:17.9	Ignoring the purge deadline is just murder.
0:20.5	Smoke Twitch every day.
0:22.2	Would you like fries and an Olympic t-shirt with that?
0:25.3	What's Dexter up to now? You know he's got talent.
0:27.9	I'm sure we can get Peter Scalari.
0:29.9	Making things with Bill.
0:31.3	An inconvenient mouse hole with Steven Schleiker and more.
0:34.7	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:37.7	Another very sexy prop is a wig.
0:39.8	Using a wig lets you change your appearance dramatically
0:42.6	so that you can pretend to be someone else entirely.
0:45.0	Whatever persona you choose to assume for your strip
0:47.4	be it a vamp tramp or a scamp.
0:49.4	A wig will help you set the mood and complete the illusion.
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