TMS 2148: Cookie Sticks

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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I Like That Peanutty Smell Comin' Outta Yer Mouthhole! Well, Spackle My Nuts and Call Me a Candy Bar! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Nougat. Once Again, My Analogies Are BAD! Nougat Or Not Challenge. If you need to feel good, toot my wife's horn! That's What the Pee Bomb is For. Einstein's Theory of Relative Humidity. The Less You Know, The More You THINK You Know, You Know with Bobby Frankenburger. Shamalama Ding Dong Twists. Not the Actual Three Musketeers. It Only Bends In The Heat. My hard hunk has nuts. Play Owl City For Old People. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, I like that peanutty smell coming out your mouth hole.
0:04.4	Well, speckle my nuts and call me a candy bar.
0:07.0	Mmm, nougat.
0:10.3	Once again, my analogies are bad!
0:12.3	Nougat, or not challenge.
0:13.9	If you need to feel good, go to my wife's horn.
0:16.3	That's what the pee bomb is for.
0:17.9	Einstein's theory of relative humidity.
0:20.3	The less you know, the more you think you know,
0:22.3	you know with Bobby Frankenberger.
0:25.3	Shemma lamenting done twists.
0:27.3	Not the actual three musketeers.
0:29.3	It only bends in the heat.
0:30.3	My hard-hunk has nuts.
0:32.3	Play owl city for old people.
0:34.3	Therapy Thursday and more.
0:35.3	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:37.3	The geek has no natural instincts.
0:39.3	It wouldn't know that it's causing danger.
0:41.3	Doing harm.
0:42.3	Nothing can go wrong with the geek.
0:55.3	I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
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