TMS 2150: Vaguely Lincolnish!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Jewy Duty. Mad Johnson, Fury Keyboard. 2-Hours of Animatronic Yokels. I Don't Worship KISS, but You Might. Chode butter for a beer is a fair trade. There's A Lot Of Attached Tissue There! Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Drone... Corrosive Pooch Pee. That Little Gnome Girl Who Won The Olympics! We Need Youse at the Court House. Zwimming Is Polish For Swimming. Fifty Years of Getting Peed On. Don't Touch That Jolly Bobbit! Roger Rabbit Frantic Car Zoomin' Around Ride. Three Ham-N-Eggers with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS,
0:01.5	Jewie Duty,
0:02.5	Mad Johnson,
0:03.6	Fury Keyboard,
0:04.5	Two hours of animatronic yokals.
0:06.7	I don't worship Chis, but you might.
0:08.6	Chodebutter for a beer is a fair trade.
0:10.9	There's a lot of attached tissue there.
0:13.2	Twinkle, twinkle, little drone,
0:15.4	corrosive pooch pee.
0:16.8	That little gnome girl who won the Olympics.
0:19.0	We need use at the courthouse.
0:21.2	Swimming is Polish for swimming.
0:23.2	Fifty years of getting peed on.
0:25.1	Don't touch that jolly bobbet.
0:26.9	Roger Rabbit frantic car zooming around ride.
0:29.3	Three Hammeneggers with Justin and Moore.
0:31.6	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:34.8	Using your speaker phone in public.
0:37.1	I barely want to listen to my own phone conversations.
0:39.8	Let alone yours in a Walmart.
0:42.0	If I can hear you on speaker phone in a Walmart,
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