TMS 2094: Ever Eat a Pine Tree?

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Scrodenger's Seventeen Year Old. I don't like Weird Goat Cheeeeeeese! RIP Mario, Lets-a Go. I'm Impressed With The Size Of This Guy's Chimney! Do Microphones Have Arms Because I Like Really Wanted to Know? Hardened Leprechaun Turds. I had to pee in a Starbucks cup while a trucker watched me. Coconut Milk: Better than Unregulated Sewer Water. Late Stage Wrapping Paper Lung. How Are You Going To Get Up The Floo If You Don't Open Your Damper?!? Do not get Howie Mandel Wet! Two Piles of Guns, the Perfect Outdoor Furniture. Creamed Corn Soupy Chowder. By the Book Investigation with JRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:14.3	Coming up on TMS, Schrodinger's 17-year-old.
0:17.2	I don't like weird-go-cheeeeee.
0:20.3	Rip Mario. Let's go!
0:22.9	I'm impressed with the size of this guy's chimney.
0:25.5	Do microphones have armed because I really wanted to know?
0:29.4	Hard and Lippercut in turds.
0:31.2	I had to pee in a Starbucks cup while a trucker watched me.
0:34.1	Coconut milk better than unregulated sewer water.
0:37.2	Late stage wrapping paper lung.
0:39.2	How are you going?
0:40.4	How are you going to get up the flu if you don't open your damper?
0:43.5	Do you not how we meant?
0:44.8	Sorry. Do you- how do you-
0:46.4	Do not get how we meant L wet?
0:50.0	That's awesome. Two piles of guns.
0:52.2	The perfect Texas outdoor furniture.
0:54.0	Creamed corn soupy chowder.
0:55.6	Buy the book investigation with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1:00.8	How bad is the bombing at home?
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