TMS 2093: The One Shatner Boinked

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Get your second jab, then lick a toilet. Standard Ass Borg. Squeeze Out A Few Chits. I don't like NFTeeeeeeeees. Greg is off limits! Too many Shia Labeouf's. Virtual Bovine Lactation. Arbor Day Turkey! To Catch a Covid Variant. we named the cat Ripley. You Can OWN Utah Connection! Butt Cheeks 6 Inches Off the Ground with Bill. Filling Brian's Game Hole. Going Mile High with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, get your second jab, then lick a toilet!
0:04.1	Standard-esque Borg!
0:05.6	Squeeze out a few chits.
0:07.3	I don't like NFT.
0:10.1	Greg is off limits.
0:11.8	Too many shy lebuffs.
0:13.3	Virtual bovine lactation.
0:15.5	Arbor day turkey.
0:16.4	To catch a COVID variant.
0:18.0	We named the cat Ripley.
0:19.6	You can own Utah connection!
0:22.1	But cheek six inches off the ground with Bill.
0:24.8	Filling Brian's game hole.
0:26.7	Going mile high with Steven and more on this PG rated episode of The Morning Stream.
0:32.6	You must recover all the energy immediately, Mega Man.
0:36.2	But where is Dr. Wiley?
0:38.2	That's a good question.
0:40.0	We may be able to locate another energy emission from the radar room.
0:44.4	When we find that media, we'll find Dr. Wally.
0:47.4	We did it!
0:48.6	We deactivated the bomb!
0:56.9	This is The Morning Stream.
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