TMS 2095: Chipless Trucks

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Borka Borka, Derka Derka, Flerka Flerka. Warning: Contains Le Beouf Weiner. Just The Tiny Tip Of Mando's 'Blaster'! Like A Sturgeon. We Beat The Boner Zone! Do you like sucking balls through a straw? Jeff, your son is skipping class. Mon Ez, a Favorite Kryptonian Condiment. Warm Bottle Of Pee > Chewed Up Funko Pop. Moist and Sticky. Don't Ruin the Dog Poo Stations. Inadvertently A Whore. Who's Fat? I'm Fat? Mild to Hitler's Butthole. Wipe Side to Side. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Borca-Borca, Durka-Durka, Flurka-Flurka.
0:04.1	Warning! Contains La Boothwiener.
0:06.1	Gross. Just the tiny tip of Mando's blaster.
0:08.9	Like a sturgeon.
0:10.4	We beat the boner's own.
0:12.1	Do you like sucking gooballs through a straw?
0:14.4	Jeff, your son is skipping class.
0:16.1	Mon-Ez, a favorite Kryptonian condiment.
0:19.1	Warm bottle of pee greater than chewed up Funko Toi.
0:22.6	Moist and sticky.
0:23.8	Don't ruin the dog poo stations.
0:25.9	And, inadvertently, a whore.
0:27.6	Who's fat? I'm fat.
0:32.2	My old titler's butthole.
0:33.6	Wipe side to side.
0:34.9	Oh, those two really shouldn't be together.
0:36.8	Toms, tech time.
0:38.0	Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:42.7	Hi, what a cute boy.
0:46.4	Interested in my body, aren't you?
0:49.3	Not interested.
0:50.6	Oh, you're into that.
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