TMS 2085: Going Cold Turdy

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

The Mooney Shot. Department of Futury Business. Eat 9 soapy grapes and call me in the morning. Peter Piper Pleasured his Privates with Pickles. Was his Pickle a Dill-Do? Spitsburg is next to Swallowsberg. Zack Snyder has a 4:3 Brain. Step-Moms Popping Zits. More Fungability. Blockchain Laundering 101. Life Comes at You Fast, and if You Don't Move, You'll Get Hit by a Car. Wasn't Aviation Gin was that one really cool Jedi from Episode 2?! Move Up In the Shriveled Fruit Category. Faint Fruity Smell. Uploading sperm to the moon with Bobby! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:16.3	Coming up on TMS.
0:17.7	The Mooney Shot Department of Futury Business.
0:20.8	Eat nine soapy grapes and call me in the morning.
0:23.7	Ew. Peter Piper Pleasured his privates with pickles.
0:26.0	Gross.
0:26.6	Was his pickle a deal though?
0:28.7	Spitzburg. It's right next to Swallowsburg.
0:31.2	And the last three or four of these.
0:32.9	Woof.
0:33.7	Zack Snyder has a four by three brain.
0:36.5	Stepmoms. Puppingsets.
0:38.2	More fungibility.
0:39.8	Block chain laundering 101.
0:41.7	Life comes at you fast and if you don't move, you'll get hit by a car.
0:45.2	What's an aviation gin that one really cool Jedi from episode two?
0:49.7	Move up in the shriveled fruit category.
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