TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right Now, We Owe You Money! Give Us A Mouthful Of Your Orange Chicken. Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub? Kim left out in the car with the windows cracked. Use the Password Luke, it's Luke1234. Funky Cold Moderna. The Chat Doesn't Care about your HOA. May cause coughing. You can't shake a burrito! Grandpa Badpassword. Smelly druggist friend, Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS.
0:01.4	All the beans are at the end of the shaft.
0:04.6	First shot or second shot?
0:05.8	Pfizer!
0:06.6	Your first TMS PM is free.
0:08.8	How do I know it's not cat piece?
0:10.4	Stop right now, we owe you money!
0:12.4	Give us a mouth full of your orange chicken.
0:14.7	Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub?
0:17.0	Kim, left out in the car with the windows cracked.
0:19.3	Use the password, Luke.
0:20.9	It's Luke 1234.
0:22.2	Funky, cold Moderna.
0:24.1	The chat doesn't care about your HOA.
0:26.3	May cause coughing.
0:27.4	You can't shake a burrito.
0:29.2	Grandpa, bad password.
0:30.7	Smelly, drug-est friend Dan and more
0:33.0	on this episode of The Morning Stream PM.
0:45.5	This is The Morning Stream.
0:47.7	But it's not in the morning, it's at night.
0:50.6	TMS PM.
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