TMS 2084: Beta Ray Bale

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Stop Rubbing Your Balls. Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh. Opus The Penguin, He's A Duck, Right? Marmaduke was a red dog, right? It's All Peggy Flemberton's Fault. Second-Rate Garfield. Down in the Turd Water. SO MANY Places We Could Stick The Meh! Fart Lauderdale. Sucky Peppercorns. The Woke Mafia Was My Favorite 90s Rap Trio. You just threw away your coffee maker, dipshit. Batman, the comicbook animal. Loungey Crooning With Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Drawing up, cereal was one of the best parts of being a kid,
0:02.9	but I had to give it up because I realized it was full of sugar and junk that you really shouldn't eat.
0:07.5	Go to MagicSpoon.com slash TMS and grab a variety pack and try it today.
0:12.2	And be sure to use our code, TMS at checkout, to save $5 off your order.
0:17.4	Coming up on TMS, stop rubbing your balls.
0:20.3	Lafayette Petrax, hona daf.
0:22.2	Opus the penguin, he's a duck, right?
0:25.0	Marbiduk was a red dog, right?
0:26.6	It's all Peggy Flemberton's fault.
0:28.6	Second rate Garfield.
0:30.0	Down in the turd water.
0:31.4	So many places we could stick the meth.
0:33.7	Fart Lauderdale.
0:35.3	Sucky Peppercorns.
0:36.6	The Woke Mofio is my favorite 90s rap trio.
0:39.7	Wicca Wicca Wicca.
0:40.6	You just threw away your coffee maker, dipshit.
0:42.6	Batman, the comic book animal.
0:44.6	Lungy Cruning with Tom.
0:46.2	Recommendals and more.
0:47.4	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:49.6	Is it a funny manner, like, snow, kind of?
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