TMS 2049: Off-Brand Megadonors

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2021

⏱️ 104 minutes

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I Could Impeach For Hours. What's The Drag On A Canadian Penny? Extra-Curricular Man-Seed. I Like Ketchup's Umamiiiiiiii. Stick your meat in Dr Pep. Do You Pee On It? Tuesday The Twelfph. My wife can do Four different hand styles. Sperm donors making money hand over fist. Corona 5-O. Erect a Giant Naked Lady. Focused on half a shuttlecock. The Secret Ingredient is the Flies. Falling Down with Fat Russel Crowe. Oakland Hotel Reviews with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Growing up, cereal was one of the best parts of being a kid.
0:04.0	But I had to give it up because I realized it was too full of sugar and junk.
0:08.0	I really shouldn't eat that stuff.
0:10.0	Go to magic spoon.com slash TMS and grab a variety pack and try it today and be sure to use
0:15.2	our promo code TMS at check out and save $5 off your order.
0:19.3	Coming up on TMS, I could impeach for hours.
0:22.3	What's the drag on a Canadian penny?
0:24.0	Extracurricular man seed.
0:26.0	I like ketchup's umami.
0:28.0	Stick your meat in a Dr. Pep.
0:30.0	Do you pee on it?
0:32.0	Tuesday, the... Do you pee on it? Tuesday the 12th.
0:35.0	My wife can do four different hand styles.
0:38.0	Sperm donors making money hand over fist.
0:40.0	Corona 5O.
0:42.0	Erect a giant naked lady.
0:44.0	Focused on half a shuttlecock.
0:45.0	The secret ingredient is flies.
0:48.0	Falling down with Fat Russell Crowe.
0:50.0	Oakland Hotel reviews with Jury and more
0:52.0	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:55.0	I think women are becoming a little more frightening to men these days.
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