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The Morning Stream

TMS 2048: FYI It's DIY

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

The Things that Yell at Me in My House. I've got the High Ground, Anakin. You are a dumbass. The Calendar Game is So Dated. Skeletor Mocks Your Pain. I need a COVID vacceeeeeeen. How to Cover Furniture, Complete with Nudity. Is that a mask or is it the lower half of your face? Scott's eye and tweet both go semi viral. A package of follow up jerky! My potato arm is always in the way. Pull the toe to make sure. A Rear-view Window on the Tesla Neighbors. Of course it works, I'm not a chump. I don't even know who the Tadpool is anymore. Using Acid with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, the things that yell at me in my house.

0:03.2

I've got the high ground, Anakin, you're a dumb ass.

0:06.2

The calendar game is so dated.

0:08.4

Skeletor marks your pain.

0:10.7

I need a COVID vaccine.

0:13.0

How to cover furniture, complete with nudity.

0:16.0

Is that a mask or is it the lower half of your face?

0:19.0

Scott's eye and tweet.

0:20.0

Both go semi-viral.

0:21.0

A package of follow-up jerky.

0:23.9

My potato arm is always in the way.

0:26.3

Pull the toe to make sure.

0:27.7

A rear view window on the Tesla neighbors.

0:29.8

Of course it works.

0:30.8

I'm not a chump.

0:31.6

I don't even know who the tadpole is anymore.

0:33.6

Using Acid with Bill.

0:35.0

Major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:39.6

The Zendung would be in three twenty six in December 20th.

0:45.0

In international logistic,

0:47.0

send to the white-tepfear on the

0:49.0

industrial land overgame.

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