Now that the holidays are over it's all too common to set health goals that we never actually stick to.

New Year's resolutions of the past. We're looking at you.

Eat healthier.

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The Mayo is coming from inside the phone.

Dollar storage Ameriquois.

That's not my boob.

Then you shall have no olives, no boobs, and no lieutenant yar!

Rolled into each other nicely.

Former attorney, General Bill Burr,

is charming as holiness.

Corn with a cue.

Checks mix jagger.

Shove it up Phil.

My wainer device won't open. My phone is a grower, then a shower.

Bed is not a place for food. The Internet of Tom.

Frozen Mentals and more on this episode of the morning stream.

There was a blue check tweet today

that I lost my lifetime pasta card at Olive Garden.

Most stores offer a 14 day free home trial. This is the morning stream and we're gonna need a bigger boat. Good morning everyone

everyone welcome back to TMS or to it for the first time. I don't want to assume you may have just wandered in and gone all way.

Hey, look at this. What the hell's going on in here? That's fine. What are these people doing in here?

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